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#8 Their circumstances: A certain pursuerâs circumstance.
âHah-eumâŠâ [1]
I savoured the taste of meat gently melting in my mouth.
It was so good.
As expected of a restaurant that received three stars from the continentâs culinary guide.
The meatâs quality was already excellent, to begin with, and on top of that, the chefâs control over the fire temperature was even better.
The outside was so charred that youâd think the whole meat was burnt to crisp, but hints of blood still remained inside.
The inner partâs succulent softness that contrasted its external appearanceâŠ
Not only that, the charred part didnât taste burnt at all, but what youâd commonly refer to as the taste of fire. Thatâs what it tasted like.
[Proofreader: Yes, I commonly refer to the taste of fire. Very fiery]
I felt that not even the imperial courtâs chefs had mastered flame control to this degree.
Thatâs how amazing the skill level of this restaurantâs chef was!
âTwo more servings!â
âYou want to eat moreâŠ?â
âOf course. Hah-eum.â
I smiled in happiness while shoving in another large piece of cut meat.
âA-ah, I see. Itâs⊠of courseâŠâ
My underling sitting before me sipped on a glass of wine, her expression stiff and weirded out.
This place offered tasty but small portions of food. Yet the subordinate was complaining about how full she felt after eating just one small portion.
Weâve been staying together since a fairly young age, but as far as her eating habits went, I just couldnât understand her at all.
âHah-eumâŠâ
âWhy does it feel like youâre always eatingâŠ?â
âNope, not true. Iâm working right now.â
âOh, sureâŠâ The subordinate groaned at length.
I confidently stuck my chest out as a boss should. âJust trust me!â
âNo, I canâtâŠâ
This dumb subordinate of mine continued to groan away, but there was no helping it, was there? I mean, I was her boss, after all!
âThe instructor told us this, didnât he? Those who keep the faith will be rewarded someday!â
âHe also said something else, you know⊠Like, trust is the mother of all f*ck-ups.â
âDid he?â
I was rendered speechless thanks to my classmateâs ability to recall useless memories.
âEven so, believe in me. Donât forget that I was the first one to locate the instructor last time!â
âAhâŠâ
A mere subordinate was staring at me, her boss, with eyes filled with resentment. When interpreting the thought burning in those eyes, it seemed like she was saying to me, âAnd thatâs the reason why Iâm stuck in this situation!â
From where I was sitting, it looked like her fate would still be the same even without me meddling in her life, though.
However, I knew. I knew that this kid merely was in denial of her own fate. That she needed an excuse to lie to herself!
So, it couldnât be helped, then.
I was a generous, kind person, so I should be more understanding of her plight. That was the role of a classmate, her older sister, and certainly, as her boss, wasnât it!
âThatâs why, one more serving, please!â
âAgain?!â
My classmate stared at me in pure shock, but all I had for her was a lengthy, soft sigh.
What I bought earlier was meat. But this time, itâd be salad and a bowl of soup.
In cooking, achieving harmony was absolutely crucial.
Therefore⊠Since I went ahead and ordered the main course, it was only obvious that Iâd order the side dishes, too. Yes, very obvious.
âI knew it. Ria needs to learn the proper way of enjoying food.â
âI donât mind others telling me that, but hearing it from you feels so wrongâŠâ
âItâs not âyouâ, but Madam Squad Leader.â
âYes, yes. Madam Squad Leader.â
Sipping wine while complaining was not a good look for a subordinate, but the members of our organisation only had to adhere to two rules, so I readily forgave her.
One of those two rules was set by our superior officer, the Imperial Princess.
The first rule⊠Capture the instructor, no matter what it takes.
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But that was probably the hardest ofâŠ
âSquad Leader!â
I spotted one of my subordinates breathlessly rushing inside the restaurant.
Even if magic was used to prevent noises from leaking out, thatâs not considerate behaviour to others, you know. This place is a regular restaurant, after all!
Therefore, itâs uncool for one of us to run up to me looking all flustered. Especially when we placed so much importance on secrecy and stuff.
âLiechen, you are a team leader, so running uncouthly like that is not good⊠Ng?â
I was about to issue a stern warning to Miss Liechen, but she shoved a piece of paper in my face as if to shut me up right there and then.
And that piece of paper, which was actually a letterâŠ
âItâs from the Order of Nature?â
It featured a really familiar emblem of a certain religious order.
âYes, Squad Leader.â
âGood work.â
Besides the subordinate having a meal with me at this very moment, I had one more classmate left in this world⊠and he worked for the Order of Nature.
And a while ago, I asked him for a small favour.
That favour wasâŠ
[To: Mirua.
I found him. I found the instructor.
From: Your classmate, No.1.]
⊠Achieving the first goal of the organisation I was put in charge of.
âFound him.â
âFound who?â
âThe instructor!â
âHuh-uph!â
The subordinateâs lips began bobbing up and down at the revelation of our instructor being found. But I ignored her for the time being and quickly pulled out a pen and paper.
As I thought, love your country, love your classmates, they said. I knew that my classmate would come through!
âLetâs seeâŠâ
Like I said earlier, our first rule was to catch the instructor no matter what it takes!
And to achieve that goal, we must do everything in our power.
Thatâs why I should write a letter to Her Highness.
[Heâs been found, Your Highness. Current location, Neidon Kingdom. The informant, the hero of the Order of Nature, Swinn lel Raina.]
The information could turn out to be false, so I made sure to write down the informantâs detail just in case. Exactly like how the instructor had taught me.
If something did go wrong somewhere, then my dear classmate should shoulder all the blame.
âAlright, then!â
âAre we setting off to find the instructor now?â
When I shot up from the chair, my subordinate stared at me with a complicated face full of anticipation, joy, confusion and concern.
âNot yet. We still have something to do before that.â
âReally? What?â
I had to sigh again when my subordinate tilted her head this way and that.
As a member of our squad, it was about time she had finished memorising the other rule but to think that she has not!
Thatâs a fail as a member, you know!
Of course, Iâd never fire her or anything like that, though!
âWrap them up.â
As her trusted boss, I told my dear fellow squad member what needed to be done.
âWrap them up? Wrap what up?â
Unfortunately, it seemed that she still didnât understand such a simple explanation.
Which meant I needed to explain in depth.
âMy food is about to come out, so we gotta wrap them up for takeaway. Obviously.â
I left behind the subordinate making a dumbfounded expression, found a waiter nearby and handed over some money while asking for my orders to be wrapped up for takeaway.
The other rule in our Kidnap Ast Squad, the one beside the first rule Her Highness had set out for usâŠ
And that was the rule I made for everyone to follow â one should eat first before getting down to business!
***
The day after I had successfully pulled off my planâŠ
I went to see my daughter while feeling utterly relaxed. It sure had been a while, me feeling this way.
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âDad, you look happy.â
âMaybe itâs because Iâm talking to you?â
âIâm happy too, dad!â
My daughter rushed into my embrace, and I enthusiastically petted her head.
Ah, ahhh. Iâm being healed right now. How long has it been since the last healing session?
As I thought, my dear daughterâs existence alone was enough to heal me.
âDad, are you finished with your work?â
âAlmost, my child. Almost. Soon we should be able to stay together forever!â
âWoah!â
Look at how overjoyed my daughter is! Look how happy she is right now!
To think that bastard wanted to take away this tiny bit of happiness from my lovable daughter. I knew it, that hero bastard was definitely an evil creature.
But my dear daughter, you donât need to worry anymore because that evil hero has been taken care of by the former villain, me!
âSir Naruan. What happened to⊠Sir Hero?â
âAfter requesting some time to think it over from Her Highness Vera, he has quietly isolated himself in his room until now. Miss Selena.â
âIs that soâŠ?â
Selena, the heroâs comrade, avoided meeting my gaze. Her expression showed how conflicted she felt at the moment.
She probably never imagined that a hero sheâd been journeying together with would cause such a massive incident.
No, wait. Maybe she didnât want to believe it?
Well, thatâs also a possibility. Youâd often hear about the heroes getting it on with their elven companions in various heroic legends, after all. So, our hero punk could also haveâŠ
-Which means master is a bad guy who wrecked a nice coupleâs relationship, no?
-Thatâs just a hypothesis. Besides, the bad guys are the hero party!
Indeed, they were vile stalkers harassing someone who only wanted to live in peace while farming for the rest of his life.
To think that these Peeper Goddess-worshipping fools wanted to mess with my and my dear daughterâs idyllic, happy lifestyle!
And you want to be a couple on top of that?!
The Goddess might have forgiven you, but I sure as heck cannot!
âDid Sir Hero reallyâŠ?â
âYes. In the name of the Goddess, I have not lied.â
-But master, you donât even believe in any religionâŠ
-Well, itâs true that I havenât lied, right?
-What happened to your morals, master? Aaahng?!
What do you mean, what happened to my morals? It went up in flames alongside my farm back when I was still a youngster. Thatâs what happened.
Besides, I really havenât lied about this incident. Itâs just that the hero got caught in the trap the princess and I had laid out, thatâs all!
âHah-ahâŠâ
âBig Elf Sis? Whatâs the matter?â
They seemed to have grown fairly close during our stay here because my daughter worriedly looked at Selena when the latter began sighing non-stop.
âNo, itâs nothing much.â
The Elf seemed reluctant to explain to a child that she was concerned about the hero doing something bad to Princess Vera. Instead, Selena put on a fake smile and tried to assuage my daughterâs worries. âYes, it⊠really isnât much.â
âReally?â
âYes, child.â
Selenaâs hand gently stroking my daughterâs head was filled with affection.
My daughter Alice, who oozed bewitching charm that even rendered her former enemy, an Elf, utterly defenceless! I bloody knew it â when she comes of age, she will definitely entrance countless men with her charms!
Of course, I was planning to not accept a single one of them!
At the very least, the potential suitor must be skilled enough to survive living with me. Otherwise, itâs a firm no!
-Oh, so you are basically looking for a guy who can fight the empire and win, masterâŠ
-Indeed. I canât win against a guy like that, after all.
-My poor little sis⊠There doesnât seem much hope left for her nowâŠ
-Ah, letâs not forget that they also need to pass your test, too.
-My little sis will never get married at this rate!!!
-You donât know that. Maybe someone like our Shuttle might pop out of somewhere.
A man with tough willpower that could endure against the metal batâs assault, and possessing enough power and influence to fight the Karuan Empire and still prevailâŠ
If someone like that showed up, then even I would have to give up.
Obviously, my daughter would never abandon me just because she found herself a boyfriend. Which meant that as long as I looked out for any potential poisoning attempts, itâd be fine for me to live alongside her.
Of course, I didnât think there would be a male protagonist fitting that description, anyway.
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Unsurprising, really, since the opponent was the one and only Karuan Empire.
That place was filled with geniuses who could create things out of nothing if you dared them to do it. And on top of them sat a pair of the Emperor and the Imperial Princess who were experts at manipulating and controlling people.
All those âfamous wordsâ the Imperial Princess said while making people do her bidding like slaves! Her unwavering brazenness while declaring, âThis is what having power is about!â after making people do unreasonable, crazy things for her!
She quietly yielded the seat of the next emperor to her younger brother, the Crown Imperial Prince, but the truth was⊠She mustâve done that to install a puppet leader and then dump all the annoying matters to him.
The poor Crown Prince should know that he has no choice but to work his ass off while quietly shedding a tear or two.
Didnât need to see it to know it. What a sad and pitiful life that was.
-What about your life, then, master? Since youâre being chased around by a scary older sister like that?
-An already ruined one, I suppose?
My life effectively ended back when I met the wrong feudal lord. To think that idiot would dare to invade the Karuan Empire of all the nations out there!
If my fields hadnât burned down back then, I wouldâve remained an ordinary farmer living an ordinary life.
-It doesnât feel like that wouldâve happened, thoughâŠ
-No! Iâm definitely ordinary! Itâs just that this world chose to forsake me, thatâs all!
Didnât the gods even acknowledge it?
Yes, my unique difference, the only one in this whole world! In other words, this world is actively rejecting me! Iâm not the one at fault here!
Knock, knockâŠ
It was right then that someone began knocking on the door.
Who could it be? That evil Shuttle who dared to monitor my daughter along with Selena?
Or, maybe it was the princess seeking me out to completely conquer the hero?
If itâs none of the above⊠the hero coming here to inform me that he has accepted his destiny and decided to marry the princess?
âCan I enter, Selena?â
âYes, Sir Hero.â
The correct answer was the third option, the hero.
Selena, the temporary master of the room, gave her consent and the hero, looking clearly worn-out and listless, trudged inside before standing next to me.
âInstructor. Iâve made up my mind.â
âIs that so?â
Good. You made the right decision. Now, forget about everything and become Princess Veraâs husband to lead a comfortable life in this kingdomâs royal court.
I mean, this isnât such a bad deal for you, is it?
The next-in-line for the throne has already been decided anyway. Only a comfortable, luxurious life with the princess as either a duke or grand duke awaits you from this moment onâŠ
âYes, I have. And that is to report you to the empire.â
âSon of a?!â
What the f*ck did this as*hole just say?
Could that âempireâ be THAT empire?
It canât be, right? Unless heâs lost his marbles, thereâs just no freaking way, right?
-But master, to my knowledge, thereâs only one nation in the continent that people refer to as the empire since the last great war. Am I wrong?
The metal bat did her usual shtick and poured cold water on my reality denial mode. I glanced at the hero, my eyes filled with anxiety.
Since this punk was my disciple⊠A punk who received my teachings, so he would haveâŠ!
âYou⊠have already reported me to the empire, havenât you?â
âYes, I have.â
And he was the act-before-the-enemy type, too.
This punk ended up using a technique from my past life. Back in my military days, everyone talked about how important this technique was but, if you really went ahead and did it, everyone would slag you off, instead!
And the hero had created the worst possible situation, to boot!
âWhen?â
âRight after we finished talking to the princess!â
Which meant it happened yesterday.
No, wait. Since the hero didnât budge from his room, Shuttle mustâve been the one to carry this plan out.
Dammit! To think that I didnât notice the 3cm Drop happening right next to me! [2]
Shuttle mustâve sent the word out this morning while treating the commoners!
In that case, my location should reach the Imperial Princessâs ears by later today, tomorrow at the latestâŠ
And the fact that this punk chose to tell me this nowâŠ
ââŠYou want us to flee together?â
âThatâs correct, instructor.â
His smile looked so refreshing, which perfectly suited his handsome exterior. But to me, this punk nodding away was making a smile that was easily the most insidious smile in mankindâs history.
[1]: Thatâs the sound made when mouthing a big chunk of food.
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[2]: Thatâs Starcraft reference. To all imperial unit users, itâs âone-inch dropâ, but in metric.
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