《Saintess Party》Elma’s POV 17: My First Kabedoooooon!?

Continuing on our journey toward the desert where the goddess of wind was said to be residing, we arrived at a village close to the commercial city Afraal, which was located at the entrance to the desert.

Hence, we decided to stay in the village to spent the night before crossing the mountains and heading towards Afraal tomorrow but,

“—I believe that women are vulnerable to men who are slightly forceful!”

“I-I see…”

Eh, why was I listening to this pig’s philosophy of love…?

I was only interested in it as much as I was in the monster poops on the roadside, though…

As I was blankly finishing up my meal, the pig’s story continued, “Hence, I aimed to become an ‘alpha male’! And to that end, I trained to become a strong adventurer!”

Clench, the pig balled up his fist. As he did, I glanced at his belly.

――Shake shake.

Hmm, he wanted to be an alpha male with this belly, eh…

I got an urge to hit it for some reason.

“That being said, my skill isn’t suited for battle. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t become a strong adventurer… But I was born as a man. I also yearn to experience a heart throbbing event with a wonderful woman at least once in my life. That’s normal right, Saintess-sama?”

No, even if you ask me, I can only say I don’t care, though…

Or rather, if that’s really what you want, shouldn’t you start by losing your weight first?

You’d never have even a hope of having a heart throbbing event or shit with that belly.

I thought inwardly while looking at the pig with half-closed eyes but,

“—As such, although I know it is presumptuous of me, I’d like you to grant one request of mine, Saintess-sama.”

“Eh?”

Hang on a sec.

Somehow, I got a very bad feeling about this!?

As my after-meal drowsiness was blown away in an instant, the pig raised his voice with a determined look on his face, “Saintess-sama, please let me do ‘kabedon’ to you!”

Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!?

W-w-what the heck were you saying, you pig!?

You were telling me to offer my first kabedon to you!?

In your dreams!?

I’d rather die!?

But the pig was looking at me with a very serious expression.

And a benevolent saintess such as I couldn’t outright refuse him.

Because I’d built up my image as a saintess who would accept even such a stupid request with a smile.

As such, I was left with only one option.

I said while getting up from the chair, “But of course. It’s not a problem.”

“Ohh, thank you for your kindness, Saintess-sama!

“Well then,” the moment the pig tried to stand up, I swiftly went around behind him, took a low stance, and executed an extremely fast quickdraw technique with my hand as the blade.

――Woosh.

Then at the next moment, the pig silently fell face first onto the plate on the table.

“……Phew.”

That was dangerous…

Feeling relieved, I tried to carry the pig to the bed to destroy the evidence, but,

“—Kya!?”

He was too heavy, and I ended up losing my balance.

And,

――Thud!

“…Eh?”

When I came back to my sense, the pig’s face was right in front of my eyes.

Yes, I ended up receiving a kabedon… or rather, a yukadon (floor don) from the pig.

“Higyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!?”

Of course, I shrieked in unsaintess-like manner.