The boring days are over.

That’s right! I can finally lift my head!!

And then, I learned how to crawl immediately due to the result of me doing muscle training frantically every day. Now, I can even do ‘bye bye’ movements.
Yep, I was so moved when I can first turn myself. It was my most emotional moment since my reincarnation that I could just cry…

But, from her on now it would be difficult. Why? I am under 24 hours surveillance. By Mother. By Mary San. By all the other maids.

Talking about them, they love to make silly faces as they look at me while going ” So cute! So cute that I can just eat him! ” and pinch my cheeks. To tell the truth, they are really scary. Mah, to the plain looking me, this might just be the only time I am going to get this treatment.

And so I will slip under their surveillance and escape from the room….which have to happen after I can break out from my crib.
This. Annoying. Fence!

I wanted to climb over it but as the strength in my legs is lacking, I sadly gave up. This will be impossible till I have the strength to stand. And so, in my disappointment, I moped around. While glaring at the fence.

And then, I realized something.

There is a door on the fence! The lock is fashion like some wooden puzzle ring to prevent babies from opening it. However! I have this (brain)!

I point to the sky, setting it as my victory pose and grin.

The result.

So easy.

It is a little scary going down but relying on the special strength of a baby’s grip, I somehow managed to reach the floor.

” Hmpt. ”

I looked at the crib and waved bye-bye while laughing.
Yep, what a sense of achievement.

But I cannot afford to stand here carelessly anymore. Because I made use of the time where everyone is busy doing the chores to slipped out.

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And so, after many cycles of infiltration, after so much sweat and tears, I finally conquered this huge house! What great job I did since I was not once found by anyone. Please praise me. Can it be that I actually have the talent to become a spy?

-Incomplete, 80% done-